Hillary Clinton – 10 Reasons Why She Can’t be President
1. She’s already exceeded the 2 term limit – 8 years - she can’t be president anymore.
2. We’re afraid that – one week a month - she might use the military to attack innocent countries.
3. There aren’t enough air conditioners in the White House.
4. Can we really afford a “First Gentleman” scandal at this time?
5. Hillary Clinton picks her nose.
6. She’s a useless, policy changing politician – wait that belongs on the other list – why she can be president.
7. What would we do if the leader of another country accidentally pisser her off? There goes the military again.
8. She would only be the president of the women – all the men would move onto Jonny Depp’s island.
9. Is there enough makeup in Washington DC to support a Hillary Clinton presidency.
Bonus Reason: She wants to get rid of firearms!
E Lawrence Welch
Gun Rights Advocate
2. We’re afraid that – one week a month - she might use the military to attack innocent countries.
3. There aren’t enough air conditioners in the White House.
4. Can we really afford a “First Gentleman” scandal at this time?
5. Hillary Clinton picks her nose.
6. She’s a useless, policy changing politician – wait that belongs on the other list – why she can be president.
7. What would we do if the leader of another country accidentally pisser her off? There goes the military again.
8. She would only be the president of the women – all the men would move onto Jonny Depp’s island.
9. Is there enough makeup in Washington DC to support a Hillary Clinton presidency.
Bonus Reason: She wants to get rid of firearms!
E Lawrence Welch
Gun Rights Advocate
posted by E Lawrence Welch | 8:47 AM
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